Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Empty Nester Diet

Do you ever, in weak moments, fantasize about your children just growing up, now, instantly, and leaving you with a quiet, empty nest?



I have to confess that I don't. I just want a quiet, full nest. (We'll discuss the self-defeating nature of my fantasy another time.) But if you want to send your kids off to college now, I suggest you start them on a new diet. On this program, they'll grow with lightning speed and flutter away from home in less than two weeks. Best of all, it's a cheap, accessible food source.

Worms.