It's amazing how much time a person can spend not online. At least, I've been not online quite a bit lately. I have no photographic evidence of my activities, but my kids and Spouse have recorded their movements over the last month. Here goes...
Cousin Conner visited, and the Spouse took him all over the place
Moulton Falls
Beacon Rock
APE Cave
Odd-looking but tasty (the birthday dessert, not the Spouse)
Most mornings, I check an online newspaper to keep abreast of current events. Here are a few headlines I've jotted down in the last few months. You can't make this stuff up:
Doomsday bunkers for sale in Mojave Desert Seattle Times 5/18/10
Chicago hoarders found buried alive under trash Seattle Times 5/25/10
Jury deadlocks in nude cycling case The Columbian 5/28/10
Buffalo head falls, traps man snoozing in recliner Seattle Times 6/11/10
Scientists study the "modern miracle" of Ozzy Osbourne's survival Seattle Times 7/1/10
Ex-champ storms stage, gets arrested at hot dog contest Seattle Times 7/5/10
Truck driver chokes on pork rinds, ends in ditch Seattle Times 7/13/10
Michigan man says he's grateful dog chewed off toe Seattle Times 8/5/10
Never once have I actually clicked on a headline and read one of these articles. I don't want to know.