Most mornings, I check an online newspaper to keep abreast of current events. Here are a few headlines I've jotted down in the last few months. You can't make this stuff up:
Doomsday bunkers for sale in Mojave Desert
Seattle Times 5/18/10
Chicago hoarders found buried alive under trash
Seattle Times 5/25/10
Jury deadlocks in nude cycling case
The Columbian 5/28/10
Buffalo head falls, traps man snoozing in recliner
Seattle Times 6/11/10
Scientists study the "modern miracle" of Ozzy Osbourne's survival
Seattle Times 7/1/10
Ex-champ storms stage, gets arrested at hot dog contest
Seattle Times 7/5/10
Truck driver chokes on pork rinds, ends in ditch
Seattle Times 7/13/10
Michigan man says he's grateful dog chewed off toe
Seattle Times 8/5/10
Never once have I actually clicked on a headline and read one of these articles. I don't want to know.
