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Our subject today is uncontrollable, silent laughter during Bible study. Not home Bible study, but in public, in a room with thirty other people. If you haven't experienced it, I can say it's oddly...cleansing.
Last month, Sharpshooter passed a note to his brother during Bible study. Happy Meal read the note and started giggling, so I confiscated it.
May 5, 2014
Dear Stinky,
As the government we fell the need to consult you about three things, your butt, your breath and your feet in Wyoming, Oregon, Idaho, California, Arizona and Nevada people (everyone) have been complaining about smells. We traced the source of the odor and IT SEEMS to be you. We are taking dramatic steps to help. Do these orders or we will send someone down to shoot you.
1. WASH YOUR FEET
2. WASH YOUR BUTT
3. BRUSH YOUR TEETH
Also, we have noticed that if a person walking down the street five miles away if they see you they are temporarily blinded. Get plastic surgery.
Signed,
Government
I leaned forward, hiding my face, trying to look like I was meditating especially hard on Paul's epistle to Philemon. Several tears splashed to the floor. In a wonderful moment of poetic justice, Sharpshooter became worried.
"Are you all right, Mom?"
I couldn't answer.
