R: "Dad, when are we going to the fireworks stand?"
Me: "Aren't you going to share my idea with Dad?"
R & J: "NO!"
Me: "Well, my idea -"
R & J: "Noooooooooo!"
R: "Mom's idea was to take our money out into the driveway and set it on fire."
Spouse: "Ah."
Me: "We could roast weenies over it. We could say, 'bang!'"
Spouse: "I don't need fireworks, boys. I see them every time I kiss your mother."
Me: "See? That's even cheaper."
Spouse: "And harder to get."
